Asked and unanswered: The iPhone X failure mystery

Did you know that you can imply any crazy ol’ thing if you just phrase it as a question? Let’s look at an example.

Is Craig Federighi a never nude?

See? The Macalope didn’t say Craig was a never nude, but now all you can picture is Craig showering in jorts. And we don’t even know if he does that! Yet! But it’s a thing that people are speculating about. There’s talk of it. Now, anyway.

Writing for Newsweek, Jason Murdock is doing that fancy two-step that’s sweeping the nation called “Just askin’!”

“Did the iPhone X fail? New study reveals why users refused to upgrade.” (Tip o’ the antlers to Daniel.)

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